Monday, April 10, 2006

And oursa winner issen...

Whosa hassen der envelope? Ah, heresa itsa issen. After nearly three months of challenges, wesa have a final victor; a champion of Big Brother: Naboo. Okeyday, heresa wesa go. Drumroll, pleeze.

*Drumroll noises in the background*

And der winner issen... *Jar Jar opens the envelope*

Fluke Starbucker!

Congratulations, Fluke! Yousa winnen oursa 1,000,000 credit prize, and der Big Brother house itsaself, to do with as yousa willen.
Mesa would liken to tanken all of oursa viewers for theirsa kind patronage, and yoursa patience in putten up with mesa Gungan accent. Jar Jar Binks, signen out.

Special Thanks
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, Count Dooku, Qui-Gon "Quiggy" Jinn, and Darth Vader.

Very Special Thanks
George Lucas


Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh, like, wow, man!
This has been really far out to follow, Jar Jar, man.
Congrats Fluke, but, like, congrats, like, everybody, man, for making this gig so successful.
Like, everybody, I love you, man.
Anyone got any Funyuns?

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Luke, Ya cheated far and square!

Cant ask for any better than that.

:-) :-) :-) :-P

6:01 AM  
Blogger flu said...



6:30 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

See? All that money just gives you an excuse to come back from your training sooner…so you can spend it on your friends.

Congrats Flukizmo!


8:34 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...


9:56 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Congrats, Fluke.

That totally rad acid-washed blue jean jacket is probably what put you over the edge.

10:11 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...


10:22 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Congrats! It was a great competition. ;)

2:13 PM  
Blogger Count Dooku said...

Congratulations, Fluke old boy! Simply smashing, jolly good show!

Typho, old chap, you look a bit down...

3:37 AM  
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7:40 AM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

Hey congrats Fluke!

10:46 AM  
Blogger Epsilon 775 said...

Yay! Go Fluke! Nice work. And uh, don't think that I, uh, voted for fluke just 'cause you're dating Oneida, Typho, 'cause, I, uh, didn't so, um... yeah.
(jk, I didn't vote, the other clones wanted to see how this would turn out on it's own.)

5:41 PM  
Blogger Jango Fett said...

Go Fluke!
1,000,000 Credits!

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:25 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

*runs up and gives Typho and big hug and a kiss* Sorry you didn't win, but you did a great job.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

From my point of view, I did win something on this show. ;)

6:02 PM  

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