Monday, March 13, 2006

Challengen #9

Jar Jar: Mesa issen proud to introducen… der Jedi Knights whosa say “Ni!”



Jedi Knights Who Say Ni: Ni!
Typho: You have *got* to be joking…
Jar Jar: Der Jedi Knights whosa say “Ni!” will be helpen to administraten yoursa challenge with theirsa formidible botanical skills.
Oneida: So, what is our challenge?

One of the Knights steps forward.

Master Mical P’lin: You must design for us… a shrubbery!

The contestants all gasp.

Fluke: Wait… why are we gasping?

Another of the Knights steps forward.

Master Jo’n Clees: And then, we want you to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with an Opee Sea Killer!

A third Knight interjects from behind.

Master Eirik Iddel: How can they cut down the tree if they can’t leave the house?
Master Jo’n Clees: Good point… okay, forget the tree. But you’d better make bloody good shrubberies.
Typho: So, will you six be judging the challenge?

The Jedi Knights Who Say “Ni!” huddle and confer.

Master Mical P’lin: We, the Jedi Knights Who Say “Ni!” have decided *not* to grant your request. But we will take your shrubberies when they are finished.
Jar Jar: Holden itsa, holden itsa-
Jedi Knights Who Say Ni: ARGH!!!
Jar Jar: Er... okeyday... whackos... issen lucky mesa haven a backup judge, then. Yoursa judge for thissen round of Big Brother: Naboo will be Qui-Gon Jinn.

Der terms of yoursa challenge: yousa can collecten some plants from der Jedi Knights Whosa Say “Ni!”. Theysa will noah chargen yousa for der plants, and theysa haven a wide selection to choosen from. Yousa can usen items from around der house in yoursa shrubbery, but yousa mussen includen plants as yoursa centrepiece. Yousa haven one hour. Begin!

5 Comments:

Blogger Vampirella said...

Hmmm I use to be long to that guild
I would be careful I hear they argue about ham or bacon

5:06 AM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

Use Spice. Spelt in the word "Ni"

8:25 AM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

those guys are just ... wow and I thought i hung around a bunch of weirdos

11:29 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

brave, brave Sir Jar Jar, When danger reared it ugly head he turned his tail and bravely flead, brave, brave Sir Jar Jar

12:15 PM  
Blogger Karnov said...

Ni!

12:05 PM  

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