Monday, March 13, 2006

Challengen #9

Jar Jar: Mesa issen proud to introducen… der Jedi Knights whosa say “Ni!”

Jedi Knights Who Say Ni: Ni!
Typho: You have *got* to be joking…
Jar Jar: Der Jedi Knights whosa say “Ni!” will be helpen to administraten yoursa challenge with theirsa formidible botanical skills.
Oneida: So, what is our challenge?

One of the Knights steps forward.

Master Mical P’lin: You must design for us… a shrubbery!

The contestants all gasp.

Fluke: Wait… why are we gasping?

Another of the Knights steps forward.

Master Jo’n Clees: And then, we want you to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with an Opee Sea Killer!

A third Knight interjects from behind.

Master Eirik Iddel: How can they cut down the tree if they can’t leave the house?
Master Jo’n Clees: Good point… okay, forget the tree. But you’d better make bloody good shrubberies.
Typho: So, will you six be judging the challenge?

The Jedi Knights Who Say “Ni!” huddle and confer.

Master Mical P’lin: We, the Jedi Knights Who Say “Ni!” have decided *not* to grant your request. But we will take your shrubberies when they are finished.
Jar Jar: Holden itsa, holden itsa-
Jedi Knights Who Say Ni: ARGH!!!
Jar Jar: Er... okeyday... whackos... issen lucky mesa haven a backup judge, then. Yoursa judge for thissen round of Big Brother: Naboo will be Qui-Gon Jinn.

Der terms of yoursa challenge: yousa can collecten some plants from der Jedi Knights Whosa Say “Ni!”. Theysa will noah chargen yousa for der plants, and theysa haven a wide selection to choosen from. Yousa can usen items from around der house in yoursa shrubbery, but yousa mussen includen plants as yoursa centrepiece. Yousa haven one hour. Begin!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm I use to be long to that guild
I would be careful I hear they argue about ham or bacon

5:06 AM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

Use Spice. Spelt in the word "Ni"

8:25 AM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

those guys are just ... wow and I thought i hung around a bunch of weirdos

11:29 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

brave, brave Sir Jar Jar, When danger reared it ugly head he turned his tail and bravely flead, brave, brave Sir Jar Jar

12:15 PM  
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