Sunday, March 05, 2006

Challengen #8

Jar Jar: Looken out der window, "guests", yoursa next challenge hassen arriven!

The contestants go to look.

Typho: Aren't those Ithorians?
Fluke: Not just Ithorians... Ithorian antique dealers!

Collective gasp.

Oneida: Wait, what's so bad about Ithorian antique dealers?
Fluke: *Shrugs* I wanted to sound dramatic.
Jon: So, what do you want us to do?
Jar Jar: Issen simple. Yousa each getten 200 credits. With thissen, yousa mussen buy, barter, beg, steal, cajole, or otherwise acquiren der bestest antiques yousa can finden from der band of antique dealers camped in oursa backyard.

Whosaever getten der best deals will winnen der challenge. Of course, since yousa will all haven different items at der end, issen noah simple to picken a winner. So, wesa hassen bringen in someone whosa really knowen antiques: Count Dooky. Hesa will be judgen yoursa efforts. Now: begin!

7 Comments:

Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

Hey Jar Jar can I come by and pick up stom stuff when everyone is done. I LOVE antique, and I need some decorations for the house.

Ohhh and can SOMEONE come over here and get Bob.....

11:25 PM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Mesa will asken der Ithorians to stayen a little longer so yousa can buyen someting. As for Bob, yousa should releasen himsa into der wilds, where theresa issen noahone to sayen pick- er... yousa know...

12:34 AM  
Blogger Camera Guy said...

Oh dear, we're going to have our work cut out for us this time, those dealers don't look too happy

10:13 AM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

Resisting urge... to make joke... about Dooku's... age...

10:24 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Antiquing? Ugh. Couldn't I just sit in a room with Anakin scraping a chalkboard with his cybernetic hand for a few days instead?

2:56 PM  
Blogger Count Dooku said...

A spot of fun, what? Antiques, splendid...

Bring on the trinkets, chaps!

7:50 PM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

Hey look at all the junk dealers!

6:48 PM  

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