Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Challengen #10

Jar Jar: Okeyday, contestants, thissen issen oursa penumul- pentamul- oursa second-to-last challenge. Three of yousa will comen in, only two will comen out again... Yoursa challenge issen: to builden a fully-functioning droid.
Yousa can maken a droid for any purpose - a protocol droid, an astromech, a kitchen wizard, whatsaeversa. However, yousa can only usen items yousa can finden inside der Big Brother House. Yousa haven six hours.
Der producers tellen mesa dat oursa final guest judge issen someone with loads of talent for builden droids. Yoursa judge issen... *Jar Jar takes an envelope out of his robes and opens it* Ani?

*Heavy breathing from offstage* Not quite...

22 Comments:

Blogger Son Goku said...

Holy time anomoly Batman! Darth Vader?!

10:03 PM  
Blogger Darth Vader said...

Dear Son Goku,

Do not disrespect me by mis-spelling in my presence. The word is "anomaly" according to the both the "Encyclopaedia Galactica" and "Shof Mirtan's Big Book of Cosmic Language."

Sincerely,
D. Vader

6:39 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Hey, I already built a droid in the lemon challenge. Can I come back?

8:01 AM  
Blogger Darth Vader said...

Dear Jawajuice,

No.

Sincerely,
D. Vader

8:01 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

eeesh!
Who died and made him the chosen one?

8:57 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

What is your bidding my master...whoa where did that come from

9:23 AM  
Blogger Darth Vader said...

Dear Army of (Cl)one,

I am a bit peckish. I fancy some jawa-kebab. See to it personally, commander. There will be no one to stop us this time!

Sincerely,
D. Vader

9:30 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Hey JJ can you cove over here for a minute?

11:04 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

eh...sure. What seems to be the-
ohmygosh!!! Look! An Earthquake!!!

*runs away in other direction*

11:34 AM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

At least he spelled Batman right this time.

11:36 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Hmmm... this is very interesting...

and *whew*, I sure am glad it's not Darth Tater.

...but I was sure Vader didn't survive the attacks...

so, is the story behind this a hoax, or what?

11:49 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Anakin? ANAKIN?

7:48 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

oohh, wow, Padme, he did not age well. So would now be a good time to restart our little chat about how Anakin might not be the best guy for you?

7:51 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I guess that you really don't have to worry about it though, Padme. I think you're dead to him.

8:00 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

JJ!! JJ!! dang now where did that jawa get off to...I wonder if I can fool Vader with chicken

8:47 PM  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Oh wow...
Now, like, my failure is complete.
Ani, you look redonkulous in that.
Seriously.
Come back over to the Light Side this instant!
1...
2...
2 and a half...
QGJ
Oh, and like, don't eat JJ, man. Eat Jar Jar.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Exqueezen mesa! Mesa standen right here! Er... well... noah anymore. *runs away*

11:16 PM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

Man , this is on livley bunch a scaredy cats, I mean it aint like this Darth Peckerwoods gonna take over the Galaxy er somthin !!

5:02 AM  
Blogger Darth Vader said...

Dear Jabafatboy,

The ability to take over the galaxy is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Sincerely,
D. vader

5:43 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

At least I'm from a different galaxy. One a long time from now and far, far away.

6:15 AM  
Blogger Count Dooku said...

Another Sith Lord, what? I say! We should really sit down and have tea and crumpets some time, old chap.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

This is getting really intersting...
Hey Grandda!

12:57 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home