Friday, February 03, 2006

Starbucker: Lemony Trickery

Our young Founder of the New Jedi Order wannabe steps out of the hall closet with his pet.

JON: "What the heck is that? ...and where the heck have you been?"

FLUKE: "This is my chimpupzee, Spunky. I've been training him to gather things... things like lemons. heh-heh"

TYPHO: (questioning look) "I thought your pet flew away."

FLUKE: "Yeah, my parrodile did escape, but Jar Jar let me bring in another... and it's so COOL, that this is the pet I chose, especially with this challenge, because he's very obedient, and loyal, and is a good climber. I just had to train him for gathering things... things like lemons. heh-heh."

OBI-WAN: "So, ya been cooped up all this week in that there closet, teaching that there homely thing to gather lemons?"

FLUKE: (with finger to lips) "Shhhhhhh... he's kinda self-conscious... please don't embarrass him or anything.

OBI-WAN: "Ah think Ah'd be self carnscious, too. If'n Ah looked like that."

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ONEIDA: "IS he always so... lethargic?"

FLUKE: "ah, that, yes...well, actually, No, he's not. But we've been in intensive training for the last few days. Training for gathering things... things like lemons. heh-heh."

ONEIDA: "You mean, that's all you've done?"

FLUKE: "Yep."

NOEL: "Have you slept at all?"

FLUKE: "Nope."

NOEL: "HAve either of you eaten anything?"

FLUKE: "Nope."

PADME: "Have you had anything to drink???"

FLUKE: "Nope... just been training... training for gathering things... things like lemons. heh-heh.

Now, please stand aside, and watch, and be amazed and impressed as Spunky gathers, retreives, and brings me victory!

The young FotNJOw hands Spunky a bag, then walks to the window nearest the tree, opens it, and calls out to Spunky, "Go, boy! Go fetch the lemons!"

Spunky's ears perk up. He uncrosses his arms, and sniffs the air toward the open window, then all at once, he springs into action! Bounding and leaping across the room, and out the window.

JAWAJUICE: "Uh... what's keeping him from running off?"

FLUKE: "Ah, way ahead of you little buddy, this leash will do the trick!"

Fluke produces a leash from his pocket. A shocked look comes over his face as he realizes he forgot to hook it to Spunky

FLUKE: "Oh... uh... well, never matter, he's loyal, and obedient... he'll be fine. He'll come through."

Everyone watches out the window as Spunky climbs quickly up the tree, and gathers handfuls of lemons, and puts them into his bag.

FLUKE: "That's it, Spunky! Good boy! Good boy!"

in no time the bag is full

FLUKE: "Ok, now bring me the bag... c'mon! I'll empty it and you can fill it again!"

The young fotNJOw rubs his hands together with glee. All eyes are on Spunky as he looks into his bag, then at the window, then back into his bag. He then peels lemons and begins eating, despite the obvious sourness and Fluke's pleading. He sits in the tree and eats about 8 lemons.

FLUKE: "Ah, C'mon! PLEASE! PLEASE!!!!"

Spunky then hangs from his prehencile tail... and begins snoring.

FLUKE: "Well, crap."

chuckles and a little laughter break out in the room.

NOEL: "Well Fluke, what would you have done with the lemons, if you'd gotten any?"

FLUKE: "Oh, man, it's the best... Ida pulled a lot more of my patented, 'open your mouth and close your eyes, Fluke's gonna give you a big surprise' act. Then I coulda grown my picture collection:

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"I mean, really - what else good are they?"

Starbucker Out

"Oh, wow! Hey - where'd this huge pile of scrap metal come from?"

8 Comments:

Blogger Vampirella said...

see what happens when you dont sleep or eat

LOL

those pictures made my jaws hurt LOL

7:45 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

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8:38 AM  
Blogger flu said...

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8:51 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

He may blame the smell on the animal, but don't believe him.

Still, that animal's kind of cute, did you protect him by having him spayed or neutered? Bob Barker was just asking.

9:21 AM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Oh man, he got me, too!

9:26 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Your poor (fugly) pet. He made a good effort.

I was beginning to wonder what the smell coming from your closet was.

Better?

9:49 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Oneida: LOL! Please forgive me, I could not help myself.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

You are forgiven, I can't be mad at you, esp. over something like that ;)

2:24 PM  

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