Wednesday, February 15, 2006

J.J.: Sit Down and Soak Up the Culture

All right…looks it was my turn to stand up (eh…on a stool, I guess) and recite this poem thing. I took a quick swig of ‘Jack’ and hobbled up to face the firing squad.

“Ah-hem….eh….this poem is about my home planet Tatooine. It’s in the 7/13th rhyme scheme of Coo-coo-ca-choo Tusken raider clan, heavily influenced by the 28th century Gammoran poet Obb Nox-uss.

Pallid, pure, somber and infrequent

Like little lifeless lemmings


to die.

Sandy home burning like a scone

With forbidding toenails


out of the desert

On clouds of cream filled donuts

and wasted chocolate centers.

Oh, the sticks of abatement

---Lyrical and fluctuating

In its myriad plebian con-fig-ur-a-tion.

Dewbacks selfishly hoard the jam

of yesteryears dreams

While Womprats listen to the enfeeblement

of the flies of discontentment

that ravage and bite

my eyes

**Glowing…always glowing**

With the turgid memories

Of multi-colored marionettes

Maimed and marked with the




of Ronto droppings

Crisping under the suns

Ripening with satirical zest

Until attainment

and paroxysm

Are one

With the engrossing



Of my


I get off stage and beat a hasty retreat.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

*snap snap snap snap snap snap*

At least, I think I'm supposed to snap.

Big bonus points to you for making it the most colorful poem that I've heard yet.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wow, I don't know what to say, except that you never fail to impress me, JJ.

*opera clap*

9:44 AM  
Blogger Vampirella said...

I agree with Jon that was colorful

10:40 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Your use of the word turgid was both pretentious and pompous

11:00 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

That's hot. I could feel the twin suns scorching my head.

Snap snap snap snap snap snap snap!

11:03 AM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

the colors! The Colors!

11:35 AM  
Blogger flu said...


You gave me my snapper back, groove-master JJ.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

{Scratching head and shrugging}

K, like, I'm totally confused.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

Does anyone have any cyanide, I think life has become too unbearable.


Sounds like somthin my Huttinlaw would write

5:53 AM  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

*tap snap snap tap*

8:51 AM  

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