Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Grievous: A walk through the wall

Jar Jar gave us the challenge and I knew exactly what to hide:

Yoda's cane!

Yoda was sleeping when I went to get his cane. Well, I was in the same room as him so getting to it wasn't the problem, the problem was getting it from him; his knobbly hand was on top of the end of the cane.

I walked quietly across the room, leaving indentations in the floor as i walked along. I was about a meter away from him and reaching out slowly to prise the cane from his hand.

"Grievous, take my stick you can not, on it my hand is."

I pulled my arm back, feeling the stiffness in the joint where the solder was starting to melt with the heat from the tension that I was putting out. Yoda looked asleep, and if the loud snores coming from him were anything to go by he was asleep.

I tried to take the cane again.

"Grievous, warned you before I did, steal my stick, you can not."

But he was asleep, he can't have been awake, those snores were way too real to be fake. I reached out and swiped the stick from his hand, it fell to the floor, making such a loud sound that it sent my kitten away it a fit of terror.

I picked the stick up and went over to one of the corners of our room and started to climb on top of a pile of items that I collected, you see, when we were renovating the I accidentally cut the camera cable to one of the camera's in the room, so they couldn't see me.

I climbed up into the cavity above the wall and shuffle as far as I could in the cavity. Once I had moved as far as I could I thrust the cane into the darkness around me and headed back. I has successfully hidden Yoda's stick.

And then I walked into the kitchen, it seems that when I threw the stick into the blackness I pushed it through a wall and right in front of one of the cameras.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Maybe he was dreaming that you were taking the stick while you were taking the stick. That would be weird.

3:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well he is a jedi they have these dreams that tell the future

If I was you I would hide yoda isnt going to be happy

5:52 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I'd be worried where master Yoda is going to hide that stick if I were greivious

10:52 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Did you consider hiding Yoda himself? He pretty much fits the dimensions Jar Jar gave.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Hmm, too bad it didn't work out. Maybe next time you can stick it in a pot of dirt, glue some leaves on and pretend it's a tree

9:06 PM  

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