Sunday, February 19, 2006

Challengen #6

Jar Jar: Okeyday, guests, issen time for another- hey, wheresa issen Jawajuice? Oh, wesa starten without himsa. Hesa late, issen hissen fault.

Suddenly, Jawajuice rushes into the room.

Jawajuice: Guys, come quick!

He rushes out of the room again. No one moves. Jawajuice looks back into the room.

Jawajuice: In my room! Come on!

In Jawajuice’s room…

Jawajuice: Look!
Fluke: Uh… I don’t see anything.
Jawajuice: Look harder! Look at the holographic paint on the walls.
Jar Jar: Issen theresa a point to thissen?
Jon: Wait a minute… That isn’t a holographic tropical island scene… it’s a real tropical island scene!
Padme: Like, whoa! That’s, like, totally cool!
Oneida: Isn’t that… you know… physically impossible?
Master Yoda: Many mysteries holds the Force… much to learn you still have.
Oneida: Do you know what’s happening, Master Yoda?
Master Yoda: Say that I did not! Have a clue, how can I be expected to? Just wanted to sound mysterious and deep did I.
Jawajuice: You still aren’t looking! Look out there! On the horizon!
Typho: Isn’t that the Jolly Roger?
Jon: Several, by the looks of it.

Suddenly, there is a loud boom in the distance and a cannonball plops into the water a few meters away.

Jar Jar: Wesa beein attacken by pirates! Aaaaaaah!!! Yousa fighten themsa off, mesa will go and hide under mesa b- er… mesa will go and gather reinforcements. Yes.

Jar Jar runs screaming from the room.

Fluke: What about the challenge?

Jar Jar pokes his head around the door.

Jar Jar: Er... consider thissen yousa challenge. Mesa going now!


Blogger JawaJuice said...

Just when I was ready to settle down for a bit of Arrr & Arrr!

8:28 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Now it gets interesting

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol... there here to take you away to never never land

does that count as leaving the BB house?

4:49 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh man, game over!

6:23 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...


Hanging around Hudson too much you are.

6:32 AM  
Blogger tiny lil jawa said...

JJ! take my ionization rifle! i got plenty more. it will help you against the pirates! thats all i can do since im not a teammember... hey...are those tuskens taking down my home! get back here!!!!

10:33 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

But 'Talk Like A Pirate Day" is still 7 months away... Oh well ...ARRRRRRRR

3:27 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Are we sure they aren't Privateers?

3:49 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Or mouseketeers?

9:26 PM  
Blogger Pippin said...

Are you sure that they not Saruman's Army??

9:43 PM  
Blogger Senator Palpatine said...

Just when I was ready to settle down for a bit of Arrr & Arrr!

I take it you beat Jabbafatboy to the punch.

6:39 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

You know what I really hate? Dogs with sweaters.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I'm with you there, Gyrobo. If a dog isn't tough enough to not need a sweater, then what's the pint of it existing?

12:45 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Did I say pint? I meant point. Gosh, what was I thinking?

12:46 PM  

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