Sunday, February 12, 2006

Challengen #5

Jar Jar: Okeyday, "guests", issen time wesa tryen someting a little different... a poetry contest!

Yoda: Say that, you did not. Make us write poetry, you will not.

Jar Jar: Say that, mesa did not. Make yousa writen poetry, mesa- hey! Noah usen der force on Big Brother! Hesa will get berry angry and vengeful.

Padme: So, like, Jar, do we need to, y'know, write good poetry, or just any old junk?

Jar Jar: Of course issen mussen be good poetry. Well, maybe noah good by yoursa definition...

Oneida: Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to like what he says next?

Jar Jar: Itsa mussen impress oursa judges - whosa are all Gungan.

Typho: Uh-oh.

Oneida: What?

Typho: Gungan poetry is the second-worst in the galaxy.

Oneida: What's the worst?

*Typho jerks his head in Padme's direction*

Jar Jar: Yousa can writen about a place, a possession, a pet, or even a fellow contestant. In six hours, oursa judges will inspecten yoursa verses. Go!

16 Comments:

Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

Ohhh wow... I am so glad to be gone.

I can't write poetry if my life depended on it.

Have fun :)

12:21 AM  
Blogger Vampirella said...

I thought the worse poetry written was from the Vogon

4:17 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Vogon poetry, *shudder*

5:15 AM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

There was a Gungan Named Jar Jar
Who Had A Group Of All Stars

He Gave Them A Challange
To Write Poetry That ballanced

This will be the best challange
By Far !!!!

8:59 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I am a huge fan of poetry written in iambic pentameter.

Unfortunately, the ones I can think of offhand are not appropriate here...

10:11 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Jar Jar, I assume we have to recite the poetry in front of our housemates, as opposed to writing it on a piece of paper, handing it to you and running and hiding?

11:20 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Uhh, in front of people? I'm really hoping for just being able to turn it in and being done with it.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh I got no problem in front of people, I am what we like to call on Earth a bit of a ham.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

Have Fun guys!

2:05 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Ah who can forget that great Gungan poem "ode to a dead rotting frog"

3:20 PM  
Blogger flu said...

wait... just one poem? Can we jot down several?

3:25 PM  
Blogger flu said...

wait... just one poem? Can we jot down several?

3:25 PM  
Blogger flu said...

what about comments? Can we mistakenly repeat them?

3:26 PM  
Blogger General Grievous said...

hmmm,
Your corpse is red,
Your face a pale blue,
Victory is sweet,
Unfortuantely you'r a puddle of goo?

No, I don't think that will do...
*cough*

8:56 PM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

"Jar Jar, I assume we have to recite the poetry in front of our housemates, as opposed to writing it on a piece of paper, handing it to you and running and hiding?"

Whatsa yousa taken mesa for, Captain? Of course yousa mussen read itsa out. Heh-heh-heh...

9:00 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Oh, this should be interesting...

9:51 PM  

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