Friday, January 27, 2006

Time's Up

Okeyday, yousa hassen all finishen? No? Too bad. Okeyday, oursa expert panel of judges hassen been observen yousa closely. Theirsa verdict...

Obi-Wan and Jawajuice: Der redecorators aresa berry impressed (despite der boxing ring). Theysa could noah do better themselves, and theysa would have used ten times as many credits and charged yousa for twenty times as many.

Padme, Noel, and Oneida: Theysa tinken thissen room issen okeyday, but itsa looken unfinished, somehow. Maybe itsa Padme's corner. Issen kinda bare...

Typho, Fluke, and Jon: Itsa looky pretty good... until one of der hidden control panels sparked and fried one of der judges. Den theysa got mad.

Yoda, Grievous, and Jabafatboy: Hmm. Mesa noah tinken itsa supposed to look like dat.

Yoda and Padme can finish theirsa work in theirsa own time if theysa wanten. For now, issen time to announce der winner: der judges agree unamanimanously in favour of Obi-Wan and Jawajuice! Theirsa prize: a new TV and game station for theirsa room, and partial protection from thissen week's vote-off.

And, speaken of der voten-offen, issen time to start! Contestants can e-mailen mesa, and oursa viewers can also vote, usen der poll below. Der loser will be announcen on Sunday.

Whosa should be voten off?
Jawa Juice

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Blogger Captain Typho said...

Theirsa prize: a new TV and game station for theirsa room, and partial protection from thissen week's vote-off.

Uh, what is "partial protection"? And do the winners get that each week?

8:13 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

yeah, what's partial protection? We can't vote for them, one vote for them is negated, the viewer vote doesn't count...?

8:28 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

How many times can the clones vote? Does one voter count for them all? Can all 17,000,000 or so stop on by an vote? Can they give their proxies to a certain stand alone clone?

Inquiring clones want to know. I am asking on behalf of a friend…who lives on Hoth (this universes version of Canada)…you wouldn’t know him…

8:55 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Partial protection? Is that like half of a helmet?

9:05 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

TK266, you get one vote, and your Hoth friend get's his own one vote. I think 17,000,000 votes might swamp the system, but if you can encourage others like Epsilon 775 to vote, go for it.

But no worries if they don't, this isn't one of those 'vote or die' situations ;)

9:16 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Der winners ignoren der first vote against each of themsa, okeyday?

12:14 AM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

rightio, you're the man in charge

1:01 AM  

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