Sunday, January 29, 2006

Challenge # 3

Jar Jar: Okeyday, thissen challenge gonna be difficult. Yousa will be worken individually on thissen one, and yousa are free to sabotagen each other. Now, der challenge. See thassen lemon tree over there? Mesa wanten yousa to pick as many lemons from der tree as yousa can in half an hour.

Padme: Like, that's an easy challenge.

Grievous: *Cough* It sounds *hack* too easy to me...

Typho: Wait... that tree is outside the property line!

Jar Jar: Thassen right - and yousa can noah leaven der house. Der edge of der property issen 2 metres (6 feet) away from der nearest windows, and der tree issen another metre (3 feet) away from thassen. Yousa haven to figure out some way of getten der lemons from der tree to der house, without putten one toe outside. Usen der force issen cheaten, but yousa can usen anyting else yousa find inside der house, okeyday? Big Brother issen always watchen, so mesa better noah catchen yousa cheaten!

Der prize for winnen thissen challenge: yousa ignoren one vote against yousa in thissen voten-offen, and yousa get to keep all der lemons dat everyone collects. Yousa will finden a use for themsa, mesa sure. Beginnen now!


Blogger Jango Fett said...

Good luck to you all. :)

5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH Man, this games gonna turn sour in a hurry.

6:13 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

I guess all those pets will come in handy now.

7:54 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

All you need is some duct tape, a pair of Lederhosen, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a monkey... Oh wait that’s the shopping list the Chancellor gave to me, never mind

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good luck

11:57 AM  
Blogger Revan said...

Nice pun jaba

5:40 PM  

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