Monday, January 23, 2006

Challenge #2

Jar Jar: Welcomen one and all to oursa second Big Brother: Naboo challenge! Now, mesa hassen hearen one or two complaintses about der state of der rooms in der Big Brother house...

Padme: Like, duh! The wallpaper, like, totally clashes with the curtains.

Jar Jar: Yes, Senator Padme, mesa hear yousa... Anyway, now issen yousa chance to improven. If yousa looken out der window, yousa will see dat mesa hassen invited a band of Nubian redecorators to oursa house.

Jon: I don't know that I like where you're going with this...

Yoda: Redecorators I hate. Had them at my Dagobah holiday home before, I have. Useless they were.

Jawajuice: Uh, Jar Jar, are you sure those aren't Followers of Ol' Fluke in disguise? Because I had some bad experiences with them...

Fluke: No, they've found me!

Jar Jar: Be quiet, all of yousa! Der redecorators are only here to supplyen der materials. Yousa will be doin der renovations.

Captain Typho: Oh, not good.

Jar Jar: Each room will be given 600 credits to be dividen equally between der roommates to buy supplies from der redecorators in der yard. Yousa may leave der house in order to purchase yoursa equipment, but mesa noah want to catch yousa enjoyen der fresh air! Yousa will have until Friday to getten yoursa room's decor as good assen physically possible. Mesa will den getten der professionals outside to judge yoursa efforts. May der games beginnen!


Blogger General Grievous said...

Ok, can we buy things off ourselves and bring them into our rooms?

8:36 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

*looks at Padme* This is your field, but remember this one word, Budget. Say it with me, Bud-get.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

Oh this should be interesting.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Yes, Yes, YES!!!!

Oh, yeah, uh, {repeats after Oneida} Bud-get, Bud-get. 600 credits? Well, like, let's go see what those dudes have to offer before the good stuff gets taken!

{Sprints out the door}

4:25 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Hey, Jar Jar, what's the reward for, like, winning this challenge?

4:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am with goku this could get interesting

esp if the redeco is foop

5:56 AM  
Blogger flu said...

So, we like... buy 600 cred worth of crap from those dudes... and then we like, hammer and putty and sand and tape and float and level and plumb and laquer and paint and stuff?


So we're like, teammates with our roomates then? Is that right?

6:52 AM  
Blogger flu said...


6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

typo: foof not foop

6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY !! Being teamed with Yoda two weeks in a row, thats like ... like ... cruel and unusuall punishment.

Now we got ole metal head :)

Man this challange is Rigged !!


8:31 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

My wife is way better at this stuff than I am. Could I substitute her in for the challenge?

9:35 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Senator Padme: Reward? Hmm. Mesa will get back to yousa on that. Itsa can be surprisen, okeyday?

Fluke: Yessen, thassen right.

Jabafatboy: Honest! Issen completely random! Issen noah mesa fault Yoda arrived late and got stuck with yousa room!

Jon: *sigh* No.

10:17 AM  

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