Monday, January 16, 2006

Challenge #1

Jar Jar: Hidoe, guests! How yousa all been settlen in? Well, mesa noah care anyway. Today issen Monday, so welcome to yoursa first Big Brother Challenge!
Oursa first contest: cookery!

Jawajuice: Oh, shi- keep it PG, JJ, keep it PG – Oh… er… bother.

Jar Jar: Mesa gonna put all of yousa in pairs, okeyday? One of yousa will have to cook a meal, which must be a food from yoursa home planet, and der other one will have to eat it. Yousa can decide which of yousa does what.

Captain Typho: Wait, so all that we have to do is eat something? How hard could that be?

Jar Jar: That depends on how good a cook yoursa partner is.

Captain Typho: …oh.

Oneida: Please not Jabba, please not Jabba…

Jar Jar: Now, mesa gonna putten yousa in pairs by drawing names out of thissen hat. Issen completely random, okeyday?
First pair: Jango Fett with… Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Second pair: Noel of Neptonian with… Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator.
Third pair: Fluke Starbucker with… Lieutenant-Commander Oneida.
Fourth pair: Jabafatboy with… Master Yoda.

Master Yoda: WHAT!?!

Jabafatboy: WHAT!?!

Jar Jar: Completely random, honest!
Fifth pair: Captain Typho with… Jawajuice.
And thassen jussen leaven Senator Padme and General Athsma over dere for der sixth pair.

Yousa will haven two hours to maken yoursa food. And make two portions, because mesa gonna judge yoursa food as well. Once der cooken issen finishen, der second half of der challenge beginnen. Der second contestant of each pair mussen compete to see whosa can eaten theirsa meal der fastest!
Once both of thesen aresa over, mesa will usen both der score and der time to calculatise der winning team, whosa will win a pair of novelty chef’s hats and a case of Uncle Jinn & JJ’s spiced brownies-

Jawajuice: Hey! Where’d you get those brownies?

Jar Jar: Er… noahwhere. Yousa may starten yoursa cooken! Theresa should be enough ingredients for everybody in der kitchen. Haven fun!


Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Those aren't the brownies Dooku made, are they?

11:01 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...


...darn it all.

But mine come close.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH CRAP !! One of us is gonna have ta eat ............CRAP !!

3:54 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

No, no worries, I've actually never had any of your brownies. The Navy won't let us have them, mainly b/c they worry we might give them to the clones

5:41 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Grievous? Grievous?!? I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? He doesn't even, like, eat, does he? I definitely need a drink.

6:28 PM  

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